The Sex Which is Not One; or, Holy Shit This Made Me So Sad
posted by Sybil Vane
Several days ago, LV opened up a fortune cookie from the previous night's takeout and asked me to read it. The paper read something like, "A person who trusts himself will always have a ready confidant." When I read it aloud to her, I changed the pronoun to "herself."
She looked up and said, "Why doesn't it say 'himself'?
She looked up and said, "Why doesn't it say 'himself'?








