I continue to adore Pseudonymous Kid
posted by bitchphd
Poor PK has been quite neglected since we returned from our President's Weekend snow vacation, because Mr. B and I are both sick-sicky-sick-sick. Yesterday he made his own dinner (salami sandwich).
Today he asked if he could distill essential oils from tangerine leaves.
Me, from a prone position on the couch: Yeah, sure.
PK: Let me tell you how it's done before you say yes.*
Me: okay.
PK: (long overly-complicated explanation, the upshot of which is that it involves boiling water)
Me: Sure.
PK: But I'm not allowed to use fire.
Me: You can use the stove if I'm home.
....
Later he showed me his setup and I suggested using the alcohol burner from his chemistry set instead. Did I mention that he got the idea from a novel he's reading, _The Sweetness At The Bottom of the Pie_, and inferred how to build the apparatus?
He wanted to do it because a character distills something to add to someone's lipstick in order to make them get pimples on their lips.**

*What kind of kid says this?!? I heart him.
**I wish his teachers could realize how good he is at distinguishing between fun naughtiness and real danger. Sigh.
Today he asked if he could distill essential oils from tangerine leaves.
Me, from a prone position on the couch: Yeah, sure.
PK: Let me tell you how it's done before you say yes.*
Me: okay.
PK: (long overly-complicated explanation, the upshot of which is that it involves boiling water)
Me: Sure.
PK: But I'm not allowed to use fire.
Me: You can use the stove if I'm home.
....
Later he showed me his setup and I suggested using the alcohol burner from his chemistry set instead. Did I mention that he got the idea from a novel he's reading, _The Sweetness At The Bottom of the Pie_, and inferred how to build the apparatus?
He wanted to do it because a character distills something to add to someone's lipstick in order to make them get pimples on their lips.**

*What kind of kid says this?!? I heart him.
**I wish his teachers could realize how good he is at distinguishing between fun naughtiness and real danger. Sigh.








