Anarchy

OK, let's go over this again.

You do not just hand out the trick or treat candy capriciously, willy-nilly, according to whatever comes quickly to hand.

No. No. No.

There is a system and it must be followed. If not strictly followed, I, I mean, you, risk ending the evening with a bunch of candy I, I mean, you don't like, having given out the good stuff in the early going.

So, let's review; hand out the sweeties in the order following: Smarties, Skittles, M&M plain, M&M peanut, Three Musketeer bars, Snickers bars, and then and only then, Reese's Peanut butter cups. Only after all supplies are exhausted do you dig into the Reese's.

Are we clear?

OK, then. Carry on.