Teabag me
posted by bitchphd
My boyfriend sent me this email, and it requires a larger audience.
Surely you've heard of this new wing-nutty form of protest; Teabagging Parties. Now I'm actually one that approves of taxes, in fact, I favor increasing some of them. I am however, deeply patriotic and a huge supporter of free speech, equally speech I don't agree with and doubly so if that speech is mumbled into complete incomprehensibility by the judicious application of and occluding quality of my rather hefty testicles.
Thus inspired, I ran an ad looking for a volunteer to help me make a proud stand against the tyranny of democracy by allowing me to admit my teabag into the warm welcoming maw of country love. I specified--hey, it's my ad--that my little flag-pole waver should be something of a Michelle Bachmann (R - Nutbagville) look-alike. Sadly and in my naivete surprisingly, I received no responses. Days went by and I began to despair that I'd have to widen my stance if not on name, then on appearance.
Recharged, I re-ran the ad, this time requesting either Michelle Bachmann or even a Michelle Malkin look-alike. Why not? I like the Ornamental girls. Crickets. Facing a palpable sense of desperation, I edited the ad to include anyone who might bear some resemblance to even Sarah Palin (R - WTF). Nothing. Imagine my disappointment when by Tuesday I had heard not one thing from the local body politic. Imagine again my elation as I received a response just this morning, with a photo!
Sex and protest has its ups and downs though and I was compelled to write back, thanking her for her interest and confirming that she did in fact, look pretty much exactly like Ann Coulter but that things probably wouldn't work out for us. I didn't admit, because I know people can be quite sensitive about these things, that I know I wouldn't be able to work it, no matter how appropriate with a pre-op T-girl. Pity, she was a pleasant enough fellow.
Surely you've heard of this new wing-nutty form of protest; Teabagging Parties. Now I'm actually one that approves of taxes, in fact, I favor increasing some of them. I am however, deeply patriotic and a huge supporter of free speech, equally speech I don't agree with and doubly so if that speech is mumbled into complete incomprehensibility by the judicious application of and occluding quality of my rather hefty testicles.
Thus inspired, I ran an ad looking for a volunteer to help me make a proud stand against the tyranny of democracy by allowing me to admit my teabag into the warm welcoming maw of country love. I specified--hey, it's my ad--that my little flag-pole waver should be something of a Michelle Bachmann (R - Nutbagville) look-alike. Sadly and in my naivete surprisingly, I received no responses. Days went by and I began to despair that I'd have to widen my stance if not on name, then on appearance.
Recharged, I re-ran the ad, this time requesting either Michelle Bachmann or even a Michelle Malkin look-alike. Why not? I like the Ornamental girls. Crickets. Facing a palpable sense of desperation, I edited the ad to include anyone who might bear some resemblance to even Sarah Palin (R - WTF). Nothing. Imagine my disappointment when by Tuesday I had heard not one thing from the local body politic. Imagine again my elation as I received a response just this morning, with a photo!
Sex and protest has its ups and downs though and I was compelled to write back, thanking her for her interest and confirming that she did in fact, look pretty much exactly like Ann Coulter but that things probably wouldn't work out for us. I didn't admit, because I know people can be quite sensitive about these things, that I know I wouldn't be able to work it, no matter how appropriate with a pre-op T-girl. Pity, she was a pleasant enough fellow.
Labels: boyfriend, taxes, teabagging
Posted at 4:15 PM
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