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The [North Dakota] House voted 51-41 this afternoon to declare that a fertilized egg has all the rights of any person.

Rep. Dan Ruby feel like he is just answering t he question Roe v Wade begged: "This is the exact language that's required by Roe vs. Wade. It stipulated that before a challenge can be made, we have to identify when life begins, and that's what this does."

Hear that, thinkers of the world? A legislative body in North Dakota just answered the question of when life begins. Done. Cross that one off the whiteboard. Whew.