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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

We're never gonna get ahead, giving head to the man


posted by bitchphd
More fun stories about The Man fucking women over:


Another 'police deny medical care to pregnant woman' story: see also what Tonks has to say about this one.

The cops in Tampa have changed their policy re. arresting rape victims with outstanding warrants. The nurse who refused the second Plan B dose apparently says that
she refused not because of religious objections but because dispensing medication that is not listed on a medical chart violates protocol.
Bad protocol: the entire point of Plan B is that it's an immediate thing that isn't going to be on someone's chart. Duh. Planned Parenthood is on it; you can use this link to point out to the Tampa authorities that not arresting rape victims is a good thing, but they also need to do something about recognizing that *every* woman has reproductive rights, even in jail.

And, since criminalizing rape victims was a little too harsh for the voters of South Dakota, the state's legislators are going to try again to ban abortion there--unless you're going to, like, die for sure without one, or if you can prove you've been raped by providing either the rapist's name and address, or a description. And the doctor has to take a blood sample from both you and the fetus (??? can you do that for an early abortion?) to prove that you're not some lying whore who made up a rape story just so that you could get away with killing your baby.

The title may seem kinda blame-the-victimy; what I mean by it is that we can't fellate the patriarchy by agreeing, implicitly or explicitly, that Bad Women's Naughty Parts are the property of the state. Plus I just really dig the song. If you don't know it, click here.

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:(


posted by bitchphd
Lizard Breath told me that Molly Ivins is dead. Here, if you missed it, is her last column. Alternet points to the Texas Observer website, which is now a tribute to her (for a while, anyway). Peter Rothberg points to plans to put together a festschrift at the Berkeley Daily Planet.

Sad day.

Update: If you need a little smile, Daniel DeRito left this link in the Unfogged comments. Scroll down and play the video: it's a show Ivins did about Texas' sex laws. It's great.

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Joe Biden, bridgebuilder


posted by bitchphd
Since Apo's put out that I didn't credit him for the rape-victim-thrown-in-prison story yesterday, I'll toss the boys of Unfogged two links today for Ogged's and Apo's synchronous posts on Joe Biden's refreshingly un-PC honesty about the state of Black America. Barack Obama is
the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,
apparently.

Joe, I think that MLK, Barbara Jordan, Shirley Chisolm, W.E.B. DuBois, Frederick Douglass, Oprah Winfrey, Michael Jordan, Langston Hughes, Zorah Neale Hurston, Toni Morrison, Prince Paul, Queen Latifah, Nina Simone, Ida B. Wells, Charles Drew, Mark Dean, Cornel West, and Henry Louis Gates would like to have a word.

Update: God bless the internets.

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In which I apologize for pseudonymous kid


posted by bitchphd
I'm so sorry to the daughters of all my readers. I kinda suspect that PK is going to grow up to be one of those smart, funny, attractive guys who thinks the world is his fucking oyster and he can humor the ladies with a wink and a grin, and it's all my fault.

Evidence:

1. At the age of two, he was doing something naughty--I no longer remember what--in the kitchen. I went storming in prepared to scold him and the cheeky little brat looked up at me and quite deliberately blinked several times, quickly, batting his eyelashes. I was so astonished that he was obviously trying to be cute on purpose in order to avoid trouble that I laughed. He grinned, and I knew right then that I'd made an unrecoverable error.

2. While listening to the radio this morning and boogieing around the house, I said to PK, who is himself a pretty big blues fan, "isn't this radio station great?" "Yes!" he agreed, enthusiastically. "It makes me want to smack Mama's butt!"

3. (I knew I had three things, but I couldn't remember this one when I originally posted.) One of his favorite games recently is the "what will you do when you have a kid of your own, PK?" I'm supposed to come up with scenarios in which his theoretical child is as naughty as he is, and then ask him how he'd deal with it. He thinks this is just fun stories about naughty children; I think it's a clever way of finding out how to manipulate him. (Alas, most of his answers are either "I'd tell it it won't get dessert"--odd, since PK's self-chosen dessert last night was a bagel with cream cheese--or "I'll ask you to deal with it.") Anyway, the other day the question was, "what will you do to take care of a baby?"

"I'll carry it around, and play games with it, and feed it with a bottle. And I'll get up early in the morning if it cries. But I'll make the mama change all the diapers."

I cannot, for the life of me, get him to budge from this idea. I'm so, so sorry. I'll have him forcibly sterilized as soon as he hits puberty.

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Possibly the best radio station on earth


posted by bitchphd
One of the things I learned on my trip to Atlanta was that WRFG is one ass-kickingly awesome radio station. Thank god for streaming audio. Check it out, and let me know if you, too, find yourself shaking your booty before breakfast.

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Tuesday, January 30, 2007

"Bad" women have rights too


posted by bitchphd
In comments, Rowmyboat left a link to a charming story about a rape victim who was arrested on an outstanding warrant when she reported the rape, and then denied the second dose of Plan B because the prison nurse had "religious" objections to birth control.

The linked article spends a lot of time focusing on the problem with arresting rape victims, so I'm not going to get into that. But. The throwaway paragraph about the Plan B demonstrates something that there was a lot of talk about at NAPW last week, and it deserves more attention.

Here's the paragraph:
Adding to the mother's ire is her claim that a jail nurse prevented her daughter from taking a second dose of emergency contraception prescribed by a nurse at a clinic as part of a rape examination. The jail nurse, said the mother and the victim's attorney, denied the medication for religious reasons.
Okay. Again, leaving aside the question of whether the woman should have been in prison, and even leaving aside the issue of health care practitioners who should be fired for not doing their jobs, let's talk about the other problem here: the woman is in prison. She has no recourse if she gets bad health care. Maybe she can file some kind of lawsuit, but that isn't going to help her in the here and now, when she needs medication.

I don't care if she's a car thief or a rape victim or both or neither, or if she's been convicted or is merely awaiting trial. Some of us on the pro-choice side like to talk about state-mandated pregnancy (I have a problem with this rhetoric on effectiveness grounds, but that's neither here nor there)--what we have here is a literal case where the state literally forces pregnancy on a woman. (Potentially; the case is too recent to know if she's pregnant or not.)

This kind of shit happens. At the conference, I talked to a couple of the women who are part of the Birth Attendants Collective, a group that provides doula support for women in prison. You can hear a radio show with a feature on them here. There has been some recent attention to prison moms; and there are those who are beginning to address the problem of prison rape. (Though, as Feministing pointed out last year, these studies tend to focus particularly on the problem of prison rapes of men--certainly a serious and major problem, to be sure.) But these movements tend to ignore the problem of pregnancy. Pregnancy happens in jail just like it does outside of it: women can be arrested and imprisoned while pregnant, they can be raped in prison, they can have arguably consensual sexual relationships with male guards, they can presumably have conjugal visits just as men do. (Though here again, there's a lacuna in the public discourse--do women prisoners get conjugal visits?)

So even in jail--perhaps especially in jail--women need reliable, safe reproductive health care. But we tend not to think about this problem much--probably because, just as in the comments to this post, people tend to feel that "bad" women are "bad heroes" for reproductive rights activists, so we're better off focusing our money, stories, and efforts on the needs of women who are above reproach.

Talk about your divide and conquer strategies. While I'm not inclined to give ground to the ignorant anti-Plan B folks who argue that women like me can "always just go somewhere else" to get our prescriptions filled, it's certainly true that women outside of jail have a lot more options in that area than women who are inside. Listening to the women of the Birth Attendants Collective really raised my consciousness: while it's tempting (and not untrue) to say that the way the law treats the most vulnerable members of our society is a warning of how it might someday treat all women, it's also important to realize that there are qualitative, not just quantative differences between women like me and you and women in jail when it comes to reproductive health care. And we shouldn't overlook that difference by focusing on whether the woman in the news story I opened by linking "should" have been in jail or not, to the exclusion of pointing out that no woman, in or out of jail, should be sentenced literally or effectively to becoming pregnant, to giving birth in shackles, or to abuse at the hands of health care providers. It doesn't matter if she was or wasn't a criminal. But it does matter, a lot, that women in prison are effectively sexual slaves to the state. We ought to think, and talk, and do more about this than we currently do.




(For more on the issue of "bad" women and pregnancy, make sure and check out Jill Morrison's guest post over at Feministing, on the subject of drug or alcohol use, pregnancy outcomes, and punishing women for having imperfect pregnancies. I talked to Jill for quite a while myself at the NAPW press breakfast, and she's awesome.)

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Monday, January 29, 2007

Mother fuck


posted by bitchphd
Dr. Dave: now what?
bitchphd: is today a holiday?
Dr. Dave: not where i come from/
bitchphd: well, there's no fucking school here
guess when i found that out?
Dr. Dave: after dropping the kid off at school?
bitchphd: pretty much, yup.
Dr. Dave: so - plans for the day ruined?
bitchphd: i'm hoping to salvage something, but, well, yeah.
Dr. Dave: sorry
bitchphd: welll, yes, thank you. but at the same time, aren't you just laughing your ass off?
Dr. Dave: no
bitchphd: shit dude. what's the point of my pain if it's not funny?
Dr. Dave: i hate kids... i don't wish them on anyone

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Sunday, January 28, 2007

Academic blogging, part II


posted by bitchphd
You might ask why I do my academic blogging on a Sunday, but the answer, really, should be obvious. Because it's a day without other things to do! A day in which one can think for more than fifteen minutes at a stretch!

Anyway.

By popular demand, here follows the content of my MLA paper. When I delivered it, it had a conclusion, but since the death of my hard drive, all I have left is the pre-conclusion version I emailed to the folks on my panel at the 11th hour. Alas. (What's really sad is that having recreated my preferences for Firefox and Adium, it almost feels I haven't lost anything at all, except the cute picture of the mice that used to be my desktop image--that's how little I actually do real work around here.) I promise that when I get the thing into a journal somewhere, it'll have a conclusion.

But I dither enough. Without further ado, here 'tis.

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I'm Nobody, Who Are You?

It's really strange to be here delivering this talk. Because no one in the audience is here to hear what [she who must not be named here], the scholar of 18th century studies with one article to her name, coming from a university few people have even heard of, currently on leave, is here to say. This isn't even an 18th century panel. You're all here to see Michael, or Scott or John, or a persona named Bitch, Ph.D. And, of course, it was Bitch--not [swmnbn]--who was invited to be on the panel in the first place. But for whatever reason, the MLA doesn't yet allow personae to deliver papers, so here I am instead.

And since 18th-century studies is, in fact, my field, I'm going to talk a little bit about 18th-century studies. On the other hand, since it's Bitch who was invited to be on the panel, I'll do so in her style, which is (ironically, since she's only a persona) first-person and personal, rather than in my style, which is more typically academic (and therefore less interesting, or at least less novel).

Like most of the stuff Bitch does, the underlying premises of her creation are apparent to me, [swmnbn], only in retrospect. What led to my being online at all was my being pregnant while I was writing my dissertation; I went looking for stuff about pregnancy and babies and life/work balance and ended up on the HipMama forums, which were a really awesome mothering resource that no longer exists. The forums went down, and I finished my dissertation, and went on the market, and then some of my old friends from HipMama wrote and said that they were all starting LiveJournals and I should too, so I did that for a while and wrote about my job search. Since I was getting more interested, by this point, in that subject than in babies, I started wanting a forum to talk about academia--which was also a topic some of my mama friends were interested in, but between feeling the desire for a more public kind of accountability and the desire to be a little *less* public about specific things like where I was interviewing, and the like, I went over to blogger and started a blog there--the name for which I came up with offhandedly, in a late-night chat with an old college friend, by the way.

What led to my making Bitch (I hope) into something more than "just" a personal blog, though, was said dissertation. What I wrote on, and am supposed to work on (though I haven't, much, lately) is 18th-century periodical publishing. Specifically, 18th-century periodical essays, the best known of which are the Tatler (which still exists, as the title of a British society magazine), the Spectator, and Johnson's Rambler. The 19th-century canon of 18th-century essays included other titles, now forgotten, and--as I came to realize--mostly written by a more-or-less connected group of Whig politicians and Whiggish hangers on, a kind of 18th-century old boys club. (Which, I have to say, established a canon not only by promoting its own, but also simply because the Whig world view was, in fact, on the ascendant--so that what Whiggish writers wrote was, in fact, more popular.)

But there were literally hundreds of these essay periodicals that weren't canonical, and many of these were anonymously written. Or, I should say, pseudonymously, because one of the quickly-established features of the genre was an eponymous authorial persona. There were two Parrots, both written by parrots; a North Briton, written by an anonymous Scotsman; The Young Lady, written by a Young Lady, and so on.

One of the most successful essay periodicals to fail to enter the canon was The Female Tatler (written by "Mrs. Crackenthrope," mostly, and then by a Society of Ladies), which began publishing shortly after the Tatler did, and successfully competed with it (a singular achievement) partly through the extremely clever conceit of publishing on alternate days and claiming to represent an alternate--i.e., woman's--point of view. To this day, the author of the Female Tatler is at best an educated guess: the CBEL still lists the probable author as Thomas Baker, based on stories that Baker was publicly beaten because of something that the Female Tatler wrote. The few scholars who work on the thing, though, have pretty much moved over to attributing it to Delariviere Manley, aka Mary Delariviere Manley. The evidence for this attribution rests on Manley's having been arrested just as Mrs. Crackenthorpe turned over the reins to the Society of Ladies, now known to have been mostly the creation of Bernard Mandeville, a friend and associate of Manley's. No one admits this outright, but I suspect strongly that an underlying reason for this (rather thin) evidence having been accepted so widely is the desire or belief that, in fact, the Female Tatler should have been written by a woman.

By now, probably, most of you are seeing the parallels to blogging, or at least to my own blog. In effect, my blog was doing more or less the same thing that 18th-century periodical essayists were doing: writing more-or-less personal essays on a regular schedule, using a consistent eponymous pseudonym, about topics from politics to the latest news to what the author dreamt last night or where he or she had dinner, and what the company talked about. And, more specifically, just as the Female Tatler consciously courted an audience by explicitly presenting an "alternative" viewpoint, "Bitch Ph.D." was a title chosen--however casually--in order to represent a kind of paradox, an "alternative" point of view on the ostensible success of having finished the degree, landed a good tenure-track job, and embarked on an academic career that I felt I was kind of faking (and blogging itself magnifies that feeling--after all, as I said in the beginning, Bitch is a far more successful academic than [swmnbn]).

Now, it isn't especially groundbreaking of me to say "wow, blogging's just like 18th-century periodical publication!" Most of the 18th-centuryists I know have made this observation at one point or another. There are a couple of other similarities, as well: 18th-century periodicals instituted the letter to the editor, which was in its day as marked an innovation as blog comments. The Tatler, in particular, played with this innovation by introducing fake letters (written by Richard Steele, its primary author), by using real letters as essays (presented either as submissions or revised slightly and printed without attribution), and by engaging in multi-issue discussions with correspondents--virtually all of whom, following the paper’s own model, wrote under pseudonyms or initials, by the way. There were interpaper spats and dramas, along with threats to reveal author’s identities (or thin allusions to identities that “everyone” supposedly already knew).

And, just as with blogs, there were those who celebrated the emergence of print ephemera as a revolutionizing, democratizing force: “anyone” could start a paper, or write to one, or publish in one. Of course, a canon emerged rather quickly and, as I said, it favored a small group of loosely interconnected ideological comrades (more or less); the “where are the women” question wasn’t asked at the time, but if you were to look exclusively at the canonical 18th-century periodicals, you might be tempted to conclude that women didn’t write many of them--and the 1992 “Women Advising Women” microfilm collection, which includes 40 periodicals and periodical-type miscellanies along with conduct books and the like, has several titles that appear, or are known to have been written by men using female personae for either satirical or didactic purposes.

Which brings me to the two main points I want to raise for discussion and, one hopes, further research. First, notwithstanding post-Habermas discontent, I think it’s fair to say that the 18th century generally, and periodical print culture specifically, established if not an actual fully-realized public sphere, at least what I like to call the “enabling fiction” of the public sphere: that is, the idea (which even Habermas’ critics invoke more or less self-consciously) that we should work towards such a thing, and that (though this is somewhat more debatable) that we’re all more or less in agreement about what such a thing would involve.

Second, along the same lines, that we really don’t know how unrealized the imperfect textual public sphere really was (then) or is (now). And I think that this is related to something I suspect, based on my own practice and an (unscientific and imperfectly conceived) survey I did about a year ago, putting out a call for respondents on my blog and then emailing a survey to all those who showed interest. I got about 450 narrative responses, which are impossible, really, to perfectly interpret. But the jist of the results correspond with my observations in the blogosphere, and my observations of 18th-century anonymous periodicals. I suspect that the vast majority of pseudonymous writers are exactly who they represent themselves as, at least insofar as gender is concerned.

We all joke that “on the internet, no one knows you’re a dog,” but it seems to me that, in fact, this isn’t true. Even unschooled readers are fairly savvy about generic form, and one of the formal conceits of public discourse is that people whose social identities are marked as “other”--women, in this case--will, when writing personally, draw attention to their persons. Pseudonyms prevent texts from being impersonal, from pretending to objectivity; they draw attention to the author’s role in a way that a straight byline does not. At the same time, though, pseudonyms make a text more fully public: by hiding the author’s identity, the author becomes potentially anyone. Pseudonyms mean something, and one of the things they mean is that the pseudonymous writer has a reason for pseudonymity. When pseudonymity becomes a generic feature, as with essay periodicals and blogs, one of the things that means is that the genre entails risk, that publishing is risky.

If pseudonymity suggests risk, risk suggests that writers are motivated by something more important than the risk that entails. For some 18th-century women, the need to make money was more important than the association between publication and whorishness. Few bloggers make money on their blogs, and profitability isn’t morally problematic any more; but the desire to talk about work conditions, or personal problems, or politics, or parenting (apparently) more important than fears of being fired, or embarrassment, or shamed. But because those risks are real, writers publish pseudonymously.

Let me back this up with a brief and partial summary of what the survey I did suggested. To date, I’ve collated about 1/3rd of the responses, and so far 92% of pseudonymous women bloggers self-report that their content is clearly gendered (by mentioning pregnancy, husbands, professional concerns as women). This despite the fact that most of their pseudonyms were gender neutral: “Dr. Crazy,” for instance, rather than “Bitch.” In contrast, only 65% of pseudonymous men said that their content was clearly masculine--but some of those who claimed neutrality also said that they simply had never considered the question and therefore *assumed* their content was neutral, and two of these admitted that they mentioned their wives (one resolved this apparent contradiction by explaining that “nowadays, that doesn’t necessarily mean anything”--one wonders if he really thinks that lesbian bloggers are likely to mention wives, but not lesbianism). Men and women both say they use pseudonyms because they’re afraid of being fired. But more men than women said that they chose to use their real names because they hoped their blogs would be professionally advantageous; these self-reported that they didn’t talk much about their families in order to guard their privacy. In contrast, more women than men say they blog pseudonymously in order to talk about private / personal things. On the other hand, there were women (but no men) who said that they had chosen to break their pseudonymity in order to either claim their blogs as a professional asset, or more generally to “get credit for their work.” (I want, by the way, to point out the particular advantage of periodicity here--one’s goals and purpose can change over time).

The biggest difference, though, is that 65/92% gap between men’s and women’s self-reported awareness of gendered content. This, along with the fact that women tended to report blogging as a process of discovery, a form of honesty, a “confidence-builder,” suggests that publication still “feels” risky for women in a way it doesn’t for men, and that this very sense of risk is part of what compels women to write, as women, about things they think of as gendered in nature. The paradox here is that this perception of risk compels publication, rather than suppressing it, and this makes me want to hypothesize that the content of public writing is determined less by gender per se than by issues of property and authorship.

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Academic blogging


posted by bitchphd
Why more people don't read the Weblog, or at least Kotsko's posts, I have no idea. See, for instance, his Prolegomena to any Future Meta-blogging. If you don't laugh out loud, there's something wrong with you. And yet somehow the man does this sort of thing at least once a week. It's as though he's the eidos of self-loathing academia, only with a wicked dry sense of humor.

Plus, the header image might even be more better than my own.

Confidential to Adam: is that enough linkage for you?

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Happier weekend


posted by bitchphd
W00t! It's my birthday (39). Mr. B. gave me an external hard drive, one of those little usb data thingamabobs, and a book of homemade coupons for massages THANK GOD. Now we're going to go to Fry's and buy an *internal* hard drive to hopefully fix my bratty laptop (I am currently using his). Pseudonymous Kid, who is an amazingly good gift-giver for a little kid, gave me a notebook and some chocolates. I plan on giving myself a replacement for the nose stud I somehow lost yesterday; hate when that happens, but have high hopes for finding something much nicer than I had.

You may all wish me a happy birthday in the comments. Thank you.

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Friday, January 26, 2007

Blah


posted by bitchphd
Isn't Monday supposed to be the worst day of the week?

Stuff bringing me down today:

1. How far can the Bush doctrine of being above the law go? As I said in comments at the link,
the idea of the law is really the foundation of the entire concept of human rights and democracy. Without it, as the Bush administration is kinda showing, there's only power. What's scary is that he seems to think that this is totally okay b/c he knows he's morally right--where are the safeguards in such a world view?
I might should be outraged or something, but I merely feel depressed.

2. I don't read TNR. For a blog(ger) that's sometimes call "political," I'm remarkably ignorant of what well-educated people who talk about politics, call politics. Occasionally I'll read something like this, and follow the series of relevant links, and feel stupid for not reading these people regularly, and for following the links only b/c of the promise of a stupid shitstorm. But then I also have this niggling feeling that what's making me feel stupid is that what I'm reading is the same stupid shitstorm kinda stuff that happens everywhere, only dressed up in a different kind of in-group, Ivy-league language, and it's okay for me not to read TNR, metonymically speaking. I can't decide what to think about this issue.

3. When coupley jokes fall flat, and marriage is hard:

Me, last night: If you take Pseudonymous Kid to school tomorrow morning, I'll have sex with you.
Mr. B.: [No identifiable response.]

Scene: later that evening. I crawl into bed. Mr. B. says, "it's warmer over here," so I scoot over and spoon. We both relax and start drifting off. Mr. B. kisses me on the head once or twice when one or the other of us wakes up to shift a little. I'm thinking "awww, how sweet." I'm also thinking, "I'm way too tired to have sex, but I'm determined to take advantage of Mr. B. having the day off tomorrow while PK is in school." I don't say either of these things to Mr. B. I drift off to sleep feeling really comfortable and loving in a way I haven't for a while.

This morning, the alarm goes off.

Mr. B.: Dear, you have to get up.
Me: Why?
Mr. B.: To take PK to school.
Me: What . . . ? I thought you were going to do that.
Mr. B.: What? We made a bargain. You didn't have sex with me last night.
Me: . . . .
Mr. B.: I thought that meant you were taking him to school. Am I wrong? Did I misunderstand something?
Me, coldly: No, you didn't do anything wrong.

I get out of bed and take PK to school.

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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Grrr


posted by bitchphd
I still have a bit of an issue with PK's teacher. Oh, I've realized that a lot of the stuff I was originally irked about was stuff I needed to get over, and mostly I have--but there's just this one remaining issue.

She's turned PK into a rabid USC fan. (Warning: obnoxious popup and flash nonsense at that link.)

I'm just hoping that at least it'll give me an excuse to get together with Sean Carroll again soon.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

In transit


posted by bitchphd
I leave you for today with a work of genius by the inimitable Calef Brown.

Polka Bats

The polka bats are out tonight
A flapping flock of flying fury
All the spotted bats are out
(Except the ones on jury duty.)

Loudly screeching nasty words
Like "stroganoff" to scare the birds
While dropping smelly polka turds
On people down below.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

"What are you going to do when Pseudonymous Kid starts to read your blog?"


posted by bitchphd
People occasionally ask me this, because they're all worried that Pseudonymous Kid will find out that I hate him.

But really, that's not the problem. The problem is that PK has learned to read well enough that, when I wear a name tag that says "Bitch Ph.D." on it, he can read the word "bitch." And then I have to explain why that's a bad word. And then I have to explain why I call myself a bitch, if it's a bad word. To which PK says, "but Mama, why would anyone think that you're bitchy?"

"Aww," one thinks. "How could anyone hate such a darling child?"

I'll tell you. As we were leaving the NAPW conference on Friday, and by "leaving" I mean "I was carrying PK, and a book bag, and my purse, and his backpack full of books and toys and my sister's laptop, because he'd literally fallen asleep on a couch in the lobby, thereby signalling that it was time to go," I said to him on the way to the car, "I can't believe we're about to drive half an hour to your Tia's. I have to pee." Despite being sleepy, PK thought, of course, that this was hilarious. By the time we got to the car, I realized that I had to pee SO badly that I couldn't wait, so after dumping all the bags in the back seat, I asked PK if he wanted to wait in the car while I ran back into the hotel to pee, or if he wanted to come back with me.

"I thought you were going to wait until we got back to Tia's," he asked.

"Well, I was, but I have to pee so bad that if I wait that long I'm going to pee my pants."

He smiled his wicked little smile, and said "Pee your pants, bitch."

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Blog for Choice Day


posted by bitchphd
At the NAPW conference, most women who spoke began by summarizing their pregnancy history.

"I've never been pregnant."
"I've had ten pregnancies, two abortions, one miscarriage, six live births, one child who died."
"I've had three pregnancies, one abortion, one miscarriage, and one live birth."
"I've had six pregnancies, three live births, and three miscarriages."
"I've had two pregnancies, one live birth, one abortion, and then I used the Dalkon shield and am now sterile."
"I've had one pregnancy and one live birth."

That last one is me. And while I know, as a matter of fact, that my single pregnancy and single birth are both atypical of women in general and very much a function of social class, education, and (frankly) luck, hearing other women tell their stories transforms that knowledge from abstract to personal; it makes it feel real, brings it home.

In much the same way, that single pregnancy brought home to me why abortion rights--and all the associated rights of access, education, and options when it comes to birth control and reproductive health--matter so very much. Pregnancy, as I have argued before and will undoubtedly argue again, is NOT a choice. It is a fact of life, if you are a woman.

Now, thanks be to Margaret Sanger, we can choose to avoid pregnancy. I love the pill, and Norplant, and IUDs, and VCF. But none of those are guarantees. Not having sex with men isn't even a guarantee, since, dios mio, you can't guarantee that a man won't, someday, decide to have sex with you whether you will or no. And, as many women know to their sorrow, you also can't get pregnant if your body won't, for whatever reason, cooperate.

Pregnancy isn't a guarantee either, when it happens. Twenty-five percent of known pregnancies end in miscarriage; this statistic, of course, doesn't include very early miscarriages (before a woman knows she's pregnant). Stillbirths happen about one in every two hundred pregnancies in relatively developed countries like Australia; the incidence is higher, of course, if you don't have access to modern medical care, although it's lower in places like the U.S. And then there's maternal death in childbirth--which, again without access to medical care, is naturally about 1-1.5%.

Men, and women like me--highly educated, entitled enough to seek out birth control even when young or unmarried, healthy and wealthy enough to be able to access and comply with birth control regimens, insured enough to get the best medical care in the world, and lucky enough to never have been sexually abused or assaulted--are inclined to think of pregnancy as something one chooses. And once chosen, we tend to think of it as a promise of a live birth.

If there's one thing we should, as feminists, recognize, it's that human beings are not brains on sticks. We cannot, and do not, have conscious deliberate control of what happens to our bodies. Thank modernity that we can consciously and deliberately control enough things about our environment to make it easy for some of us to forget that fact much of the time. As long as we are embodied--which is to say, as long as we are alive--our ability to control our quality of life, and in some cases, our ability to live, period, depend on our having access to the range of medical interventions that help us maintain that illusion.

And for women, those interventions include abortion and birth control.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

NAPW day two


posted by bitchphd
Thankfully while I was out being a Mama, sister, and Tia, other, more dedicated wome were covering NAPW. Updates at Angry Black Bitch, Daily Kos, Women of Color Blog (see also here), Gymno, Is there no sin in it, and at a new blog called A bird and a bottle, who also wrote this and this.

And how cool is it to be able to say now that I know all these women (except Gymno, who I'll undoubtedly meet today) personally?

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Pseudonymous Kid wants a pony


posted by bitchphd
Today I went to breakfast at the NAPW, but then skipped the day's presentations to do family stuff instead. Sis and I took the kids out to the barn to ride the horsie. Pseudonymous Kid, adorably (and typically) was all excited but then quite nervous about how big horses are (Sis's animal is 15'3--just one inch bigger than a pony, officially). "I know why they call them horses," he explained. "I'm HORrified by how big they are!" I managed to get him to help me brush her a little, and after watching me pick her feet he wanted to do the last one--which was fine, except that he was so tentative about not wanting to hurt the horse with the pick that after about ten minutes of gentle picking, she sighed and leaned on me and I had to take the pick away to finish so that I could literally get the horse off my back.

Then sis wanted to ride, so PK and I wandered off into the Georgia woods, walking through the fall leaves and collecting sticks and rocks. PK's little cousin (who is two) refused to come with us, so after about a thirty minute walk to a lake and back we returned to find Sis at her wit's end with a saddled horse in one hand and a fussy toddler in the other. "I haven't had a chance to ride yet," she said, in exasperation. "Toddler won't sit where I put her and keeps trying to follow me into the ring."

Me: Okay, toddler, if you go into the ring while Mommy's riding, you'll get stomped on by a horse! Come, let's go sit on that bench and watch Mommy.
Toddler: NOOOOO!!!! MOMMY!!!!! (Dramatic sobs.)
Me, reaching for her: Toddler, you'll be fine. We'll be sitting right over there.
Toddler: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sis: No, don't take her. I don't like to force her to do things.
Me, fighting the urge to roll my eyes: She'll be okay.
Sis: Just wait. Toddler, Mommy has to ride now. You go sit with Tia.
Toddler: MOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYY
Sis: Okay, just take her.

Of course, she wailed and kicked and ordered me to Put! Her! Down!, but the lovely thing about two year olds is that they're still small enough to carry easily. So over to the bench we went, where she amended her demands to Put! Me! Down! On! The! Bench! "Okay, fine," I said. "Let's sit and have a snack." Snacks doled out, five minutes later she was chatting away to PK about I don't remember what, while Sis worked the horse in the ring. (Damn, but Sis is a good rider.)

After about thirty minutes, it was time for the kids to take their turns. Both of them, of course, wanted to go first; PK, being the "guest," won the honor. While he put on the helmet, he went over the rules with Sis.

PK: Okay. Just don't let her jump over anything.
Sis: No, we won't jump. I'll just lead you around.
PK: Not fast.
Sis: No, not fast.
PK: Don't let go!
Sis: I won't let go.

Two steps later, PK was scared, and wanted down. Toddler's turn. Sis put the helmt on Todder, hoisted her up, and led her around the ring while PK and I talked horses.

PK: Is riding scary?
Me: No, not really. It's fun.
PK: But you're up so high, on an animal so huge it could do anything it wanted. Like jump over obstacles.
Me: Well, you don't have to jump right at the beginning. But when you get good enough, it's really fun and exciting.
PK: What if the horse bucks you off?
Me: It won't. The main thing is just use your butt, not your legs: put the weight in your butt and balance there. It feels a lot more secure. You won't fall off.

After having watched Toddler tour the ring, PK was ready to go. Toddler, of course, didn't WANT to come down and didn't WANT to stay with Tia! So I ended up carrying sobbing her over to the bench again; this time, PK rode all the way around the ring. Twice!

Toddler's turn. "Don't run over to the horse!" I commanded her; to her great credit, she stopped her mad dash halfway and slowed to a walk. Helmet, hoist. PK and I retire to the bench. A girl comes by with a Shetland on a lead. She stops so PK can pet it.

Me: PK, look! A pony! Cute!
PK, petting: Nice pony. Mama, it's so small! It's only as tall as I am!
Me: Yeah, your head goes all the way up to its shoulders.
PK: Mama, are ponies nice?
Me: Yes. Sometimes a little stubborn. And they eat a lot (as the tubby Shetland snorfs the grass).

We thanked the Shetland's girl, then watched Toddler ride around the ring. PK asked if he could, maybe, have a third ride?

Sis, pulling up: Okay, B., do you want to ride?
Me: Actually, if it's okay, PK would like to ride again.
Toddler: No! I want to ride again!
Sis and Me in unison: Okay, you can both ride again.

PK helmets up. This time, Toddler climbs through the fence by herself and stands there with me, no crying. We climb up and I sit on the top rail, where she asks why she can't sit on the top rail? I offer to help, and lift her up, but of course her legs don't reach the second rail, and her balance is precarious. Having established that toddler legs are too short to reach the second rail!, we help her back over the fence to stand, in the classic childhood pose, on the second rail, clinging to the top with her hands, looking over the fence at Mommy leading PK around the ring.

Time's up. Toddler gets to ride the horse back to the barn (much protesting from PK that she is too little to ride! He should be riding, because he's big enough! Back in the barn, Sis apologizes that I didn't get to ride, I reassure her that that's really perfectly okay, I unsaddle the horse and Sis grooms, PK wants to feed the horse the apple core he saved from his snack but is too nervous to stand still while she takes it from his hand, so in the end Sis feeds it to her and he watches. Then he goes outside to climb on a rock.

Sis: While we were going around the ring, he said that you should get him and Toddler a pony.
Me: Oh, he did, did he? Funny. I'm glad he got into it; this is the first time he hasn't been terrified. On pony rides, he always insists on getting down as soon as he's up.
Sis: I think seeing Toddler ride helped.
Me: Oh. Yes.

Later, walking back to the car:

Me: So, PK, I hear you want a pony.
PK: Yes!
Me: Yesterday you said you wanted a treehouse, like your cousins have.
PK: Yes, only not just a platform, but maybe two stories, with stairs and stuff to really play on.
Me: I see. A treehouse and a pony. Anything else?
PK: Like what?
Me, teasing: I dunno. Maybe a rocket ship? Do you want a rocket?
PK, stating the obvious: Well, Mama, I haven't seen a rocket on this trip.
Me: Mmm.
PK: Plus, it would probably cost a lot of money.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Join this organization


posted by bitchphd
Seriously. National Advocates for Pregnant Women is, in my experience, unique--and uniquely well-positioned for this moment in history. It brings together pro-choice organizations, women working in and for birthing and mothering rights, gay and lesbian family activists, advocates for incarcerated and addicted women, academic feminists, grassroots and national organizations for women of color, and other groups to bring into focus our common goals and the common threat to women's autonomy posed by those who want to legislate how, when, why, and where we can (or cannot) be pregnant, and what we can (or cannot) do with our bodies.

Let me begin by describing the room I walked into this morning. Standard conference plenary setting: round tables filling a large room, speaker on stage with podium at front, women sitting at tables with coffee cups, a few people with breakfast pastries. We're a little late; I park Pseudonymous Kid with some markers and paper next to a side table with water jugs, out of the traffic flow, grab a chair from one of the round tables nearby, and pull it over to the side of the room next to him. "Mama," he whispers. "Are all the people here women? Or are some of them men?" "Mostly women, I think. This conference is about the rights of pregnant women and mamas, so I think it's mostly women who are here." Later, a speaker made a similar observation and joke--Tayesha Aiwohi, whose story I'll get to in a minute, said "I had no idea how many wonderful women--and men, I saw you," she said, gesturing to a man in the audience who I, too, had noticed (later he turned out to be a high-risk obstetrician whose name, unfortunately, I didn't get)--although, as the day wore on, I noticed a few more guys.

So first of all, like a couple of other conferences I've been to--Hipmama, Emily's List, and the National March for Women's Lives--this stood out by being mostly women, which is not usually the case at the academic conferences I attend. As always at women's (feminist) conferences, I wasn't the only person there with a kid in tow, which right there led me to musing on the "conflict" between children and work. One reason I only have one child so far is because I keep putting it off--the career/work/relationship anxieties. But what is it, exactly, I'm afraid of? Dependence? Or a loss of independence? Do we overvalue independence; that is, is our model for independence essentially the stereotypical unemcumbered male? As I was thinking about this, another speaker whose name I am kicking myself for not having caught or been able to figure out online--a woman who if memory serves was one of the first women in Alabama to be elected to state? Or federal office? Someone will tell me, and I'll update this post--talked about a couple of women having breastfed on the house floor, and how that opened a few eyes, and I thought yes: there are women here, at the conference, with kids. I've brought PK along to professional things before. It really isn't an impediment: and yet we talk and worry as if it is, because we (all of us) make it one when it doesn't need to be.

But even more importantly, I think, the women in the room weren't all professionals. They weren't all moms. They--we--were one of those groups that feminist organizations fantasize about: black, white, Latina, Filipina; old, young, rich-looking, poor-looking; punky young moms ala Hipmama and polished women legislators; hip middle-aged dykes and earthy middle-aged doulas; obstetricians and mothers in recovery from addiction.

And it was the only conference I have ever been to where a plenary session consisted in large part of a series of stories, anecdotes from different women about how they came into being: through politics or parenting, as academics or activists, as workers and as women. There were microphones placed in two or three places in the room, and different women took turns being introduced by Lynn Paltrow, whose baby this organization is, and telling their stories. I've never seen a plenary speaker making the introductions rather than being introduced, or ceding the floor to the subjects of her work. In the most honored and right-on feminist tradition, though, *this* plenary emphasized subjectivity, and the ways that the work of feminism is subject to the lives of women.

Following their lead, when she came to speak Paltrow said that "having asked people to talk about their personal lives, this is not something I usually do," for the reasons that professional women usually don't: because talking about one's person is personal, unsuitable for public discourse. But she went on to show pictures of her with her partner, who was pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl, and to say that her now mostly grownup son had done the slide show we'd just seen on the myriad different organizations that sponsored this summit, and that her daughter was the very young photographer I'd noticed and been impressed by working her way through the room. And, as she pointed out in closing, we need to start "working to make sure that if we're going to have and honor a culture of life, that we make sure to value the women who give that life."

So, along those lines, one story from this morning's plenary. Tayshea Aiwohi is the first woman in Hawaii to be prosecuted for the death of her son. Treyson Aiwohi died two days after his premature birth, and because the city medical examiner's office found methamphetamine in his body, Aiwohi was held responsible for that death. With NAPW's help, the Hawaii Supreme Court overturned her conviction. She has since gone on to establish a foundation to help drug addicted women recover and stay sober, and to help them gain or regain custody of their children. It was she who said that she had "no idea" how many women and men were working for women's reproductive rights, and when I spoke to her briefly during a break between sessions, she was exceedingly gracious (despite being obviously very busy), handed me her card, and thanked me for being interested in blogging about her story. As Paltrow said, pregnant women in this country don't have the right to health care, safe housing, good nutrition--but they're somehow supposed to provide all those things to their unborn children. Aiwohi closed by saying she is "very very proud to be a woman in recovery." God knows she should be, given how hard the state fought to give her any number of reasons to fail, on top of the death of her baby. And God knows we should listen to and respect women like her, whose stories tell us why these issues matter.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Pseudonymous Kid is the queen of cute


posted by bitchphd
Me, very absentmindedly, to PK playing nearby: You're so cute. You're the queen of cuuuuuuute!
PK: . . .
Me: Or wait, I mean, the king.
Pseudonymous Kid: Why?
Me: Because you're a boy.
PK: Don't be sexist, Mama. I can be the queen. I want to be the queen of cute.

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So what's up with the new OTC Plan B?


posted by bitchphd
Now that Plan B is *finally* available over the counter, the questions are: will pharmacies actually stock it? Will pharmacists give the stuff to you?

A couple weeks ago, while I was in Minneapolis, I just happened to have occasion to check out the new Plan B regimen myself. For twenty-one years of sexual activity, I have never once had need of emergency contraception, thank god: that's the kind of anal-retentive (and lucky) gal I am.

Are you done snickering at the implied butt sex joke? Yes, ha ha, anal retentive, butt sex, no need for emerency birth control, all very funny. Can I move on now?

Thank you. Okay, so, I've always been a Very Good Girl with the birth control, and I've never been raped or sexually assaulted, so emergencies haven't come up. PK was unplanned in the sense that we were using condoms solely, and sloppily, because we were "thinking" of having a kid, but I wasn't sure I wanted to really commit to it (yeah, that's how fucking paranoid I am--even when I wanted to have a kid, I had to "accidentally" back into it, because the idea of having Unprotected Sex totally freaked me out). But anyway, what with the move and a few months sans insurance, I ran out of bcp, and though I tried (four times!) to get into my local Planned Parenthood branch, what with my lack of a schedule and the holidays and their apparent staffing problems (note to self: volunteer?), I kept either arriving at times when the nurse wasn't there yet, or had already gone home, or there were already more people than she would have time to see that day, or the clinic was closed because of not having providers available, or because of the holidays, or whatever. So fine, I don't have any pills, I'm a big fan of VCF. So, so handy.

But I'm also a sentimental fool, and the boyfriend and I have a different, more tacit-style relationship than Mr. B. and I do, and frankly I forgot that I wasn't on the pill because I have been for so damn long that I'm just in the habit of not having to think about birth control. The Connoisseur, though, isn't a fool, and he reads my blog, so he remembered that I had run out of BC. So the day after I arrived, while cooking lunch, he asked in his casually quiet non-pointed way, "by the way, what are we using for birth control?"

"Oh," I said, like an idiot. "Yeah, I'm not on the pill at the moment, because I ran out and haven't had a chance to renew..."
"I remember reading that; that's why I asked."
"I brought some VCF--have I talked to you about that before?" I get up to go into the bathroom to grab a packet. "This stuff."
"Yes, you showed me that once."
"Oh right, I remember. So yeah, I brought that stuff, but I forgot about it last night. I figure we can go pick up some Plan B or something if we go out later, but I'm not really all that worried about it, honestly."
"Okay, I was just wondering."

And nothing more was said about it, and we didn't go out that afternoon, and I really wasn't all that worried about it, and figured I'd probably go out the next day and get it then. 72 hours, you know.

But as it happened, we had plans to go over to C.'s sister's place for New Year's Day evening, so C.'s mom's boyfriend the long-haul trucker came to pick us up and give us a ride over, since C., the confirmed urbanite, doesn't drive. (Sample dialogue, by way of digression, just because LHT amuses the hell out of me:

LHT: So, are you kids having a good time? What did you do last night?
C: B. came in last night, and we had dinner.
Me: I'm having a good time, yeah.
LHT: Well, have your fun while you can, kids. Because you get older, and nothing works any more.
Complete silence from C. in the back seat. I wait a beat or two before responding:
Me: You know, they make pills for that now.

See what I mean? LHT horrifies C., I think, but he cracks my shit up. Then again, he's not talking about his sex life with my mother.)

Anyway. Chit-chat about various things while we drive to suburbia. Then, as we pull off the highway, LHT says, "you wanted to stop at a pharmacy, right?"
"Yeah," says C.
"Oh!" I'm surprised. "Yeah, that would be cool." To C.: "I didn't bring my purse, though."
C. doesn't say anything, but I know he's shrugging in the back seat. LHT spots a Walgreens. "This okay?"
"Sure," C. says.
"Sure," I say.
LHT pulls into the lot and parks. "I'll wait here," he says. "Be careful on the ice."
"We shouldn't be long," says C. He and I climb out of the car. In the Walgreens, we walk back to the pharmacist's counter. I'm a little keyed up: wow, my first time buying this stuff! And I blog about it all the time! I wonder how this is going to go?
"Hi," I smile. "Do you have Plan B?"
"Sure," replies the young pharmacist. "Do you have identification?"
I'm momentarily surprised before I remember the age restriction. I turn to C., "Honey, I'm sorry, I didn't bring my purse. Do you have ID?"
C. pulls out his passport. Thoughts of all the anti-OTC arguments about pedophiles buying Plan B for their victims run through my head. "I look like I'm under 18, huh," I joke with the pharmacist. She laughs and shrugs, a 'hey, it's dumb, but what are you gonna do?' gesture. She looks at C.'s passport, thanks him, he puts it away. She goes back into the drug stacks to get the package, comes out and puts it on the counter.
"Forty-three fifty," she says. Holy crap! I think. I look at the boyfriend apologetically as he reaches for his wallet in silence, as he always does in these 'who pays?' situations because while, for me, who pays is an open question, he is impeccably polite and wouldn't dream of acknowledging that it's an issue, even for a second.
"Thanks," I say, as she puts it in a bag and gives C. the credit card slip to sign. I almost say I don't need a bag, out of habit, but realize in time that probably waving Plan B around in front of LHT is something C. wouldn't do himself.

And, voila. LHT remarks "that didn't take long," when we get back to the car, and it really didn't. Easy as pie, apparently, at least in suburban Minneapolis. A couple days later, when enough time has passed that mentioning it clearly isn't a complaint, C. says something about forty bucks for two pills being an obvious price-gouge on the part of the manufacturer, and I say no shit, but we both agree that it's cheaper than an abortion.

Summary: no side effects apart from swelling/sore breasts. Dunno if that would have happened if I hadn't already had a pregnancy, but since I have, I was all, "oh, my boobs are swelling. Must be the hormones." No big deal. Enjoyably girlish chat with C.'s sister about Plan B and VCF when I followed her up to her bedroom to take the first pill without otherwise-unavoidable questions from C.'s mom. Pregnancy successfully avoided.

Recommendation: since it's available OTC now, go buy a pack if you're young and slutting around. Yeah, the guys should get some too--think how handy it would be to have it in your medicine cabinet if you're in the boyfriend's position some day. If, like me, you're old enough or stubborn enough that you don't foresee having difficulty getting your hands on it, or if unlike me you're monogamous enough that you're not really likely to need it, think about slipping a package to younger nieces, cousins, daughters, or friends, "just in case." After all, even though they can get it OTC, and even if they're the kind of young-woman-with-a-chip-on-her-shoulder that's going to get kind of a thrill out of asking for it, $40 is a steep price for most young people.

And you never know if they might not have a wee bit tougher time getting it than I did: Kelley Bell, at least, didn't have an equally great experience at her local Meijer.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Well, of course it did


posted by bitchphd
The day before I go to blog the NAPW conference, my friggin' laptop dies. Working just fine yesterday; woke up from sleep and the disk spun and spun and spun; I forced it to quit; and voila. No boot. No boot, no boot, no boot.

Mr. B.: When's the last time you backed it up?
Me: A long time ago.
Mr. B.: Crap.
Me: Well, it's not like there's anything academic on it. My MLA paper. Kinda sucks, but bfd.
Mr. B.: Well, I'll see what I can do.
Me: Thanks.

So, yeah. Boo. If anyone wants to buy me a nice new MacBookPro, feel free.

In the meantime, I'll manage to throw some kinda posts up from my sister's place, when I can steal time away from the kids and family....

Monday, January 15, 2007

Beyond Vietnam Iraq


posted by bitchphd
From MLK's statement about Vietnam, made one year exactly before his death in 1968:

The war in Vietnam is but a symptom of a far deeper malady within the American spirit, and if we ignore this sobering reality...and if we ignore this sobering reality, we will find ourselves organizing "clergy and laymen concerned" committees for the next generation. They will be concerned about Guatemala and Peru. They will be concerned about Thailand and Cambodia. They will be concerned about Mozambique and South Africa. We will be marching for these and a dozen other names and attending rallies without end, unless there is a significant and profound change in American life and policy.

And so, such thoughts take us beyond Vietnam, but not beyond our calling as sons of the living God.

In 1957, a sensitive American official overseas said that it seemed to him that our nation was on the wrong side of a world revolution. During the past ten years, we have seen emerge a pattern of suppression which has now justified the presence of U.S. military advisors in Venezuela. This need to maintain social stability for our investments accounts for the counterrevolutionary action of American forces in Guatemala. It tells why American helicopters are being used against guerrillas in Cambodia and why American napalm and Green Beret forces have already been active against rebels in Peru.

It is with such activity in mind that the words of the late John F. Kennedy come back to haunt us. Five years ago he said, "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." Increasingly, by choice or by accident, this is the role our nation has taken, the role of those who make peaceful revolution impossible by refusing to give up the privileges and the pleasures that come from the immense profits of overseas investments. I am convinced that if we are to get on the right side of the world revolution, we as a nation must undergo a radical revolution of values. We must rapidly begin...we must rapidly begin the shift from a thing-oriented society to a person-oriented society. When machines and computers, profit motives and property rights, are considered more important than people, the giant triplets of racism, extreme materialism, and militarism are incapable of being conquered.
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A true revolution of values will soon look uneasily on the glaring contrast of poverty and wealth. With righteous indignation, it will look across the seas and see individual capitalists of the West investing huge sums of money in Asia, Africa, and South America, only to take the profits out with no concern for the social betterment of the countries, and say, "This is not just." It will look at our alliance with the landed gentry of South America and say, "This is not just." The Western arrogance of feeling that it has everything to teach others and nothing to learn from them is not just.

A true revolution of values will lay hand on the world order and say of war, "This way of settling differences is not just." This business of burning human beings with napalm, of filling our nation's homes with orphans and widows, of injecting poisonous drugs of hate into the veins of peoples normally humane, of sending men home from dark and bloody battlefields physically handicapped and psychologically deranged, cannot be reconciled with wisdom, justice, and love. A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death.

America, the richest and most powerful nation in the world, can well lead the way in this revolution of values. There is nothing except a tragic death wish to prevent us from reordering our priorities so that the pursuit of peace will take precedence over the pursuit of war. There is nothing to keep us from molding a recalcitrant status quo with bruised hands until we have fashioned it into a brotherhood. . . .
Full text and audio here. Photo by the fabulous Jo Freeman.

This coming week, PK and I are making a pilgrimage to The King Center in Atlanta. The real occasion of our visit is to attend, and blog, the National Advocates for Pregnant Women summit, to visit my sister and her family, and to give a talk about mentoring grad students at Emory.

If "injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere," then maybe--despite feeling like I should, always, be doing "more," and despite wishing I could figure out how to develop some kind of regular income stream--maybe I'm doing okay.

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Friday, January 12, 2007

Oh no she di'nt


posted by bitchphd
Most jaw-droppingly ballsy statement I think I've ever heard:
"Surely the United States is not the one being threatening," she said. "We are not the ones being meddlesome and troublesome in Iraq."
This from the White House Spokeswoman. This is an official White House statement.

We've got troops and bombs going into Somalia, we've begun attacking Iran, we're "surging" in Iraq without a Plan B--because having a plan for what if things doing go the way you want them to would be irresponsible, as Condi Rice and Robert Gates (scroll down to bottom) essentially said yesterday, --Pakistan is making official statements that they Do Not Harbor Terrorists ("don't attack us, you fuckers"). But we're not the bad guys. Look! Some obscure Greek Marxist organization bombed one of our embassies! They hate our freedom.

Update: Um, wow. Via apo at Unfogged.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Bad Karma


posted by bitchphd
Should should should should should should should should should.

I should write about the broadening War On Terrah and Somalia and Iran.

I should post my MLA talk.

I should talk about my MLA. (Short version: fabulous.)

I should post about OTC Plan B.

I should post about universal health care;

I should send out article queries about single moms and reproductive freedom; online networking and feminism; why the educated left and the religious right have more in common than either of us realize; Goin' back to Cali; what's happenin' on the left coast with reproductive rights; open marriage....

I should punch up the article from which my MLA talk was partly cribbed, and get started on a second one;

I should send out/update a couple of "real" academic articles dealing with the stuff I actually dissertated on;

I should get a li'l braver and blog/write about some of the open marriage stuff that I don't talk about, despite my concern over how Mr. B. and Mr. C. might feel about it, because it's important and honest and I need to write it down;

I should work more on the li'l character sketches I'm writing in an on-again-off-again desultory fashion;

I should get more fucking organized so I can do this stuff. I should get a nanny.

But!!! Instead, right this second, I am going to talk about something really teeny-tiny that I should have been doing for a long time and finally got around to. Paying for freeware. I'm the worst about this shit, despite the fact that there are certain programs--Omni Outliner, MenuCalendarClock, Check Off, and, holy of holies, Write Room--that I use every. Damn. Day.

I finally ponied up for Omni a while ago, because they put so many limitations on the free version that you pretty much had to. But the rest of it I've just been enjoying and enjoying.

Well, no more! Write Room gave me a li'l pop up a li'l while back saying "we've upgraded!" And I went and checked out the upgrade, and it's got some nice new features, and it reminded me that I LOVE THIS PROGRAM so I finally made an honest woman of myself and paid for it. And then I found out that (1) I'm a dummkopf; (2) the customer service/programmer for WR is a super nice guy who, when you write and say "duh, the license isn't working for me?!?!?" writes back and says "here's a zip file, try that" and then writes back again a couple days later and says "or wait, did you not download the new version?" And then you go, "oh, uhm, yeah! I thought the license *was* the new version! I R a Ph.D.! No, rilly!"

And then you decide that you really owe it to the WR people (who are Jesse Grosjean, by the way) to give them a little plug. *And* you really owe it to your readers, many of whom also write and procrastinate, to tell them about it. It's free! But if you pay for it, you'll feel all virtuous and shit. Good karma.

Now, if Jesse would only write me a pretty little program that would clear my life of distractions as well as WR clears my desktop.

(I'll get around to paying for MenuCalendarClock and CheckOff soon. Really I will.)

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Surge suit


posted by bitchphd
Okay, so we're going to surge! In Iraq! More soldiers! More fighting! More duty!

Meanwhile, in other news, the soldier who raped and murdered that 14-year old was apparently diagnosed as homocidal three months beforehand.
Green said he was angry about the war, desperate to avenge the death of comrades and driven to kill Iraqi citizens, according to an investigation by The Associated Press.

The treatment was several small doses of Seroquel a drug to regulate his mood and a directive to get some sleep, according to medical records obtained by the AP. The next day, he returned to duty
. Where are we going to get the extra surging troops? Pony up, small town America!
What is often missing from America's increasingly recriminatory debate over Iraq is how isolated are the communities that bear most of the human cost. . . . they are overwhelmingly white and from small towns in the interior states of mid-America and the South.
Are *you* from a rural community with few job prospects? Excellent! Sign here, son.

Only problem is, there just aren't *enough* of those poor country boys anymore.
As the war continues, the US military is finding it increasingly hard to meet enlistment targets. Spending on recruitment has risen several times to more than $1bn in the last twelve months. Standards have been lowered too. The army is now enlisting men aged 40, paying recruitment bonuses of up to $40,000 and has lowered the mental threshold to "category three. . . ."


So lessee. More troops! Recruitment's down! We're keeping crazy folks on the field because we can't afford to send them home! We're driving sane soldiers crazy with battle fatigue and then sending them back to battle!

This is gonna be just fucking great.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Alas, poor Yorick


posted by bitchphd
Michael Bérubé and I have a lot in common: blogging, smartassery, procrastination, academic parenthood, a tendency to talk really fast, the occasional MLA panel. The main difference between us, besides the bags I don't have under my eyes, thankyouverymuch, is that he's smart enough to give up blogging. That, and he's way more prolific than I am (hence, probably, the eye bags). Okay, and also his wit, his amazing writing, and his actually having read a lot of that stuff they call "literary theory."

Despite these differences, Michael's been damned encouraging and generous to me, and I want to go on public record saying that his liberality towards the folks lower down on the academic totem pole is highly appreciated by this humble blogger. It's all too rare in academia for tenured profs with endowed chairs and lots of books and a name that everyone in the field knows--not to mention busy lives on top of all that--to not only notice, but actively include grad students and obscure junior faculty in the academic "in" crowd. Clever and well-written books get noticed, but mentoring folks who aren't even in one's own department seldom does. Which is why it's both rare and remarkable. So thanks, Michael, for both talking about and actually doing the public sphere right.

Here's hoping that, sans blog, you'll get some sleep.

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Cry Havoc


posted by taddyporter
You're probably wondering what I was doing last night. Well, yeah, that, but modesty forbids any discussion of that.

Before that, I was playing chess with my wife. The taddyporter Christmas chess truce collapsed yesterday and hostilities were resumed after supper.

Signs the truce was breaking down appeared throughout a day of rising tensions. The parlor hearth was swept and a new fire laid. Kindling was split and the woodbox on the front porch was filled to the top. The deep wingback chairs were drawn up in front of the hearth, brooding at each other across the large ottoman.

An occasional table for holding drinks, smokes, and enemy captures was placed en echelon to the chairs. Tapers were lit, lamps adjusted and all preparation for hors d'combat, if that's the phrase I want, completed.

Following a cold supper (no cooking fires on the line of march), the wife and I repaired to the parlor to set the field for battle. Ritual challenges were exchanged, the parlor hearth blazed forth, and it was on.

My wife took white, I took black.

My wife always takes white. Her reasoning is as follows: I learned to play chess at ten, she learned at forty. A thirty year head start strips me of the right to ever take the initiative in the opening when playing her. I find this reasoning deficient but I can't quite convince her of the same. Until I do, she gets the first move.

The first game was, as my grandmother used to say about the first pancake, for the cat. White's conventional two-knight opening should have been easily parried by Black, leaving me in clear possession of the high ground in the center of the board from which I could harry White's forces and intimidate her King.

Instead, a confused and disordered Black counterattack led to one of White's knights parachuting into my second rank, scattering the Black King's bodyguard and so demoralizing the Black high command that capitulation rapidly followed.

White poured me a drink and attempted to enter a discussion analyzing the brilliant development of her offensive and my own laughable countermeasures. I rejected this parlay and marshalled my pieces and a fresh draft of pawns for a second engagement.

Opting for a blitzkrieg-like response to White's odd King-Bishop pawn opening, I brought out my Queen, without her attendant escort, to deliver what I was certain would be an overwhelming strike at the point of decision. I was diverted from the main axis of attack by White's offer of her light-squared bishop, an offer I could not refuse, and stumbled into an ambush.

Attempting to bluff my way out of the ambush, I threatened White's queen with my own, reckoning White would not risk an exchange so early in the conflict.

White called my bluff, exchanged Queens, and was left in sole possession of the high ground all along my own lines. Sweeping down like a joogernaut, yes, joogernaut, she carried all before her and, once again, overthrew my defense to compel submission.

After the performance of a ridiculous and unsportsmanlike victory dance, my wife agreed to a rematch.

"Double or nothing", says I.

"We're not cutting cards", says herself, "we're playing chess."

"Whatever", was my crushing reply.

She shrugged her shoulders in what I took for assent and returned her Black captives.

Since the third game was for high-stakes, I sallied forth from the protection of my lines most cautiously, conservatively. She pushed out her King-pawn, I pushed out mine. Her Queen-pawn advanced and was blocked by my own. She probed around my Queen-side flank and I gobbled up her outriders.

Eschewing tactics of slash-and-burn, I slowly constricted her field of play, wiping out her Queen-side advance and eroding her King-side defenses, forcing her to ascend the hilltops in the center of the board, dominated by my own knights and their pawn esquires.

While holding her off in the center, I built up a potent strike force on the Queen-side, now unhaired of White fighters. The only tactical problem I faced, or so I thought, was whether to crush her quickly and utterly or draw out her torment for my amusement.

Amusement won, as it always does, and I made an in-between move to buy time for bringing up additional artillery and give her further moments to contemplate the awful fate in store.

Big mistake. In a blunder so chilling as to give one doubt about the future of the species, I lost my light-squared bishop, the spearhead of my Queen-side strike force. Not only did this bring my offensive to a halt, it unhinged my entire position. I had been on the verge of the most complete victory since Cannae. Now, I was on the brink of total, humiliating, double-or-nothing defeat.

My right flank, which had been a Black playground since being swept clean of White forces by my inexorable advance had become a killing ground with vast running room for the White meat-grinder. I threw pawn after pawn at White in a futile effort to stop or slow or, at least, divert the corps of White berserkers bearing down on my King. Too late. She simply pocketed them.

In a last effort to recover the initiative, my King fled into the wastes of the Queen-side of the board while I rallied my remaining offensive power to threaten her King, still snug in its castled corner.

This proved to be nothing but the merest annoyance to her. Batting away my feeble attack, she relentlessly pursued my King-in-Flight and pinned him against the side of the board.

She called on me to surrender, saying I had done all that honor required and there was no shame in bowing to superior numbers. What she really meant, of course, was that I should bow to superior brains.

"Do your worst", says I.

"Checkmate", says Herself. "To the victor belong the spoils".

I shuddered. With anticipation. The spoils are pretty damn good, win or lose, double or nothing. Its all that.

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Yikes. I didn't look before I posted and find I've stepped on Dr B's, uh, vagina. That's gotta hurt.

I did want to thank Dr B, her vagina, and her readers for giving me the chance to fill this space. Its a new experience for me to speak without interruption and I thank Dr B and her readers for hearing me out.

Why I hate my vagina


posted by bitchphd
I know you're all expecting some "how my trip was" update or something, and I'll get to that, but right now all I want to talk about is why I hate my vagina. First, because it played a key role, the bitch, in my developing a bladder and probable kidney infection last week. Second, because in treating said infection(s) (with expired penicillin purloined from my boyfriend's medicine cabinet--yes, not only do I cheat on my husband, I take other people's expired prescription medicine! I'm a rebel, baby!)--said penicillin has, natch, led to the joy and fabulousness of a yeast infection (to which I'm more prone than bladder infections, usually--go figure).

Of course, since the only proper correction to vagina-hating is a heavy dose of hippyism ("love your yoni!"), I shall treat my assorted coochie skankiness with hippy remedies like cranberry juice, yogurt, and acidophilous milk. Orally ingested, thankyouverymuch.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Goodbye


posted by Stroll
It's not really so long as I'll still haunt the comments on occassion. During my stint here, I have learned a lot from the Bitchitariate, though my choice of subjects, choice of words, and lack of any kind of coherent thought process has ruffled a few feathers. Someone called me a luddite, which I am not, and I think someone called me stupid but I am not smart enough to be certain. Most of you welcomed me nonetheless, with open arms, and I appreciate that. I had fun! Bitch will be back tomorrow I think.

This being my last day and all, I thought I would tell a simple story. The expression “to cup” [Origin: bef. 1000; ME, OE cuppe < L cuppa, var. of cūpa tub, cask ] is hard to define, so here is a good example.

My boss, lets call her “Boss Lady”, is one of just a few people on her level. Just above her is the “Big Boss” and just above her is the HBIC (Head Boss in Charge). All of these people form a council that runs the organization. I love my boss dearly and feel a tremendous amount of loyalty to her, though she unknowingly puts me through it and has given me strait-up hives with a stressful fifteen-thousand dollar debacle that shall not be discussed in detail, but which to her now is a simple afterthought while my metaphorical blood covers documents from here to the North Pole.

A while back, there was a position open and it was Boss Lady’s duty to interview and hire for the position.

It came down to two candidates, and Boss Lady was ready to make an offer to one of the two women. The woman she selected was hugely qualified for the position. She not only had an amazing education, but also years and years of related experience. She wouldn’t only be good at that job, she could do that job blindfolded, and on heroin.

Well, at the organization, there is no “work from home” policy. In other words, you are not supposed to work from home. But everyone does it from time to time, and it’s really not a big deal. In fact, many people live in far-off cities and were hired after they insisted on living away from New York as part of the deal. Boss Lady herself spends a great deal of time in a distant state where her house and husband are. Most of the work can be done from anywhere, given an Internet connection, cell phone and secretary back at the office anyway.

When they made the offer to her, the woman requested that she be able to work from home from time to time, because she lives in Connecticut and it’s a pretty heinous commute. Boss Lady said, “Absolutely not.” She cupped her, basically. I thought this was kind of a hard-assed approach to the issue, but it is not my place to say such things. The woman politely declined the position, another person was hired, and life went on as normal.

Later, I’m reading through Boss Lady’s emails (it’s part of the job, I wasn’t spying), and I come across an exchange between Big Boss and Boss Lady. Apparently one of the high level positions—on par with Boss Lady’s and perhaps even a bit higher—had been filled. This announcement came through to the council, and the exchange was regarding how this could happen? The work-from-home woman had gotten the position, and Big Boss replied to Boss Lady, “I guess HBIC said she can work from home.”

So now Boss Lady and new-hire lady will have to work together very closely, and at least once a month sit across from each other at the council table. The woman, in hindsight, no doubt sees her not being hired as a blessing in disguise, while Boss Lady has become visibly uncomfortable with the mere mention of this woman, for whom Boss Lady’s failure to hire is now kind of embarrassing. And I’m sure the woman grins ear-to-ear every time she sees Boss Lady.

That is the reverse double cup of the year.

The moral of this story is wield your power with caution, and always, always hire the overqualified candidate.

~
Taddy will post later I think. Maybe others too if the spirit so moves. And, my last shameless plug: holler at me on The Butch Stroll from time to time, especially when you need to know what’s happening with ole Madge Ritchie’s African baby snatching.

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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Some Notes From Dr. B Herself on Upcoming Events


posted by Stroll
Dr. B would like to pass along the following information.

The WOMEN'S MEDIA NETWORKING BREAKFAST organized by Women In Media & News and the Women's Media Fund at the Global Fund for Women, with twenty-four co-sponsoring organizations, will be held at the Women's Foundation for a Greater Memphis, 8 South Third St., Memphis, TN. Time: Friday, January 12, 8-9:30 am. On Saturday, January 13, 11:00 - 12:30 a panel entitled "There Is No Media Justice Without Women: Models for Feminist Media Action" will be held in the Chicasaw/Mississippi room. Participants include:

* Jessica Clark, In These Times
* DeAnne Cuellar, Texas Media Empowerment Project
* Jennifer L. Pozner, Women In Media & News
* Thenmozhi Soundararajan, Third World Majority
* Karen Toering, Reclaim the Media

More information can be found here. Please spread the word, as they are looking for a big turn out with a lot of blog and word-of-mouth promotion. Here is a pdf flier entitled "Feminist Guide to the NCMR".

In other news, New Moon just published its "Letter to Congress" issue (Jan/Feb 2007), and is looking for women bloggers to follow up on the issues covered
in the magazine, which are greatly varied. Here is the call.

Also, here is a link to their interviews with women in Congress.

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Makes You Proud to be an American


posted by taddyporter

"It is a moment for which we have waited more than 200 years. Never losing faith, we waited through the many years of struggle to achieve our rights.”

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Ask the Bitch


posted by taddyporter
While we’re waiting for Dr B, why don’t we have a look in the good old Ask the Bitch mailbag, shall we? See what the devotees have to say. Should be good for a chuckle, hey? Some of these are really rich.

I’ll rifle the sack. You look on the sideboard, see can you find Dr. B’s good Scotch. And an ashtray. There's no damned ashtrays in this place.

Alright, let’s see what we’ve got here; bill for rodent food, bill for cat food, bill for shoes, a bill for fish food, another bill for shoes, bill from Disneyland, old traffic summons. Dag, seems like people mostly Ask the Bitch for money. Invoice from Ricky's House of Glock. A baggie containing what I pray to God is yogurt.

Ah, here we are.

Solomon writes the Dr:

Dear Dr. B:

I would like a suggestion from you about reading material.

Here's the background. I have a forty year old South American friend. At twenty-four she moved to the US. Last summer she returned to her country and will be there for two years, maybe three.

She's having a rough time of it dealing with the blatant, explicit, unashamed sexism. Everyone propositions her. At job interviews they ask suggestive questions. Her brother's friends proposition her … ESPECIALLY the married and engaged ones.

One of them helped her move some suitcases. He brought some local pastry things. He said, "I brought three flavors. So you can eat chocolate, vanilla, or this", and pointed to his dick. This was at the car while his fiancée waited for them upstairs.

Catcalls in the street. Up and down stares. She must be easy because she's been in the USA for sixteen years, or so they think. It's pretty fucking bad.

During her sixteen years in the USA, she got used to our relatively less sexist society and culture. She's never had to deal with this.

She's a feminist who doesn't realize she's a feminist. She's never read anything about feminist theory, feminist ideas, feminist anything. She used to suspect feminists are bitter spinsters, possibly lesbians, who exaggerate things. Well, now that she's run straight into a wall of non-subtle male entitlement she's seeing the light.

She lacks the language to express how she feels and tells me when some asshole puts her on the spot she gets tongue-tied instead of putting him in his place and speaking her mind.

She wants to be able to do that. To stand her ground. Especially with her brother's pig friends who just won't let up. (Her brother doesn't believe her. Or tells her, "It's harmless joking. Can't you take a joke?")

She doubts the rightness of her feelings. I am unqualified to advise her or suggest where to begin. Fifteen years ago Andrea Dworkin beat the shit out of me and made me ashamed to be a straight man, so I doubt I can give useful advice. (I got over it, and think I'm a better man for getting that beating, but still.)

So, what do I tell her? Which writer, which book? Which website?

Solomon

Uh-huh. Damn.

How we coming with the Scotch? No? Well, keep looking, keep looking. Poke around in that cupboard over there.

Solomon, you've come to the right place. Dr B is out and has, apparently, taken the good Scotch with her but her blog is ripe with feminism and the theory of. Have your friend rummage around the links on the right-hand side and she'll get an idea of the vast and profound feminist literature that exists on this very subject.

More immediately, Dr B's commentors are hugely articulate and can be relied on for the language your friend needs to express her fury and dignity.

I can only speak as one of the lads but if there's one thing we have in common with women its male harassment. The thing is, throughout our lives, males are so marinated in methods for coping with it, fending it off and defeating it, its not easy to explain it, at least, its not easy for me.

The first thing I would tell your friend is "One monkey don't stop no show". That's from the Book of Proverbs, I think. One is not obliged to respond to catcalls, hoots, hollers, jeers, cheers, or halloos. "Cast not your pearls before swine". That's from the Book of Proverbs too.

Don't waste time jousting with fools. It makes no impression on them anyway. Indifference is what's called for. Indifference edged with contempt. Chin up. Eyes front. Shoulders square. A little hip in the dip.

Which takes us to the area of physical attitude. Sometime during adolescence it seems like males grow into a kind of swagger, a posture that asserts their individuality, their manliness. It has to express strength and confidence without inviting belligerence. Its an idea of oneself that settles in the muscles instead of the brain. I can't describe the female equivalent of that swagger but I know it when I see it. And I like it.

And that's what's called for here. Of course, one can never have too much of feminist theory and analysis but some huevos are also needed. Blatant sexism and boorish harassment have retreated in the USA because American women are just not having it. The relatively less sexist behavior among American men is not due to their forbearence but because the sisters here kick butts and take names.

The women of my acquaintance would likely react to the pastry incident by causing the offender suck the jelly out of his own doughnut, if you follow me. Or, they might say, "Damn, dick is my favorite flavor, let me run upstairs and see if Jane is cool with it." Something like that.

Which brings us back to language. And Dr B's commentors. I am at a bit of a loss as to what clever ripostes your friend might employ but Dr B's readers have language coming out of their ears and will certainly have some devastating one-liners in their kit.

Myself, I've never provoked harsh reprisal for an attempt at seduction. Really. No, really. As a result, I'm not sure of the mot juste.

So let us appeal to Dr B's learned audience. The Book of Proverbs says "A word in due season, how sweet it is!" or something like that.

Readers of Dr B! What is the good word?

Any sign of a drink?

Hello! from Minnesota


posted by bitchphd
Do y'all remember the stink about Keith Ellison, the new Representative from Minnesota's 5th district (Minneapolis is so cool), planning on being sworn in on the Koran?

Ellison is a fucking genius. He's going to be sworn in on Thomas Jefferson's copy.

MPR mentioned in passing that the chief of special collections over at the Library of Congress is himself a former 5th district constituent, by the way.

Unfogged mentions that Thomas Jefferson, were he still alive, would have been a constituent of Virgil Goode's--the stinkmaker in that first link.

Sometimes I just despair of ever being able to invent a plot that's better than the things I blog about.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

They Always Said That the Living Would Envy the Dead.


posted by Stroll
Happy New Year! Let’s hope it’s a good one. This is Stroll, in case you aren’t paying attention to who’s posting around here these days.

Many moons ago I read a post on Craigslist entitled Where is my jetpack?. It struck a chord. Indeed, I wondered, where is my jetpack? It’s the Twenty First Century and the the Segway is supposed to count for advancement?

While we haven’t advanced to the point of personal propulsion systems, we have come a long way. In my 30 years, technology has changed everything. I work with some older people, like my boss for example, who cannot figure out simple things on her laptop to save her life. We’re talking click-and-drag difficulties. Over Christmas my mom told me she got my text message, but she would “have to go to college to learn how to send one back”.

And I understand that. When I started school in 1980, I was introduced to computing. So I'm very familiar with the tricks of the trade, so to speak. There were about six, for the whole school, and they had green screens and an inability to do anything useful, but we were plopped down in front of those fuckers once or twice a week and told to play with them. This was shortly after the Personal Computer had been dismissed as something that no one would ever need, and now, only a couple decades later, Personal Computing is ubiquitous. There are few jobs that don’t require knowledge of how to use a computer, even in service industries and things like manual construction labor. It’s not just computers that have changed our lives – it’s the ever-improving software to learn, cell phones that take pictures and play music, dvd players, the scary ass GPS system and so much more.

I got in just in time to grow up with technology. Even still, it’s kids that are fifteen years younger than me that have so many computer skills it’s baffling. One of these days the technology will advance and I’ll be the old fogie that has to ask the kids how to program my robotic maid. A future in which the gadgets have outpaced my ability to learn how to operate them is a scary thought.

It’s all getting smaller, too, and with nanotechnology moving out of a nascent phase and into a reality, we’re either going to have miracles of a posthuman existence where all work is done for us, or mechanical viruses of our own creation among other horrible things. We have become so dependent on things like the internet and our cell phones, we can't remember what it was like before. Imagine how that feeling will be exaccerbated by molecule-sized robots that can do anything from heal internal wounds to assimilate us into a collective hive mind that is no longer human.

There is one thing that both science-fiction fans and actual scientists know. The great science fiction writers of yesterday and today have a knack for both inspiring and predicting the technologies of tomorrow. Some of the best science fiction, in my opinion, describes a dystopia where technology has run rampant and shows humanity getting owned. Mad Max, Terminator, The Borg, The Matrix, I Robot (the movie), Babylon 5 all show us at odds with our creations, be they weapons of war or technology that was supposed to give us freedom from labor or danger.

In those worlds the ultimate result of progress made in technology was inevitably awful. That said, some science-fiction legends like Isaac Asimov and Gene Rodenberry were famously hopeful about the promise of technology and our future with it. Myself, I'm not so hopeful about what our machines are going to think of us when they start thinking. Everything from the office copy machine to rental cars are already spying on us. Even Asimov had his "four three laws of robotics" to keep the robots from crushing us under their metal feet, and Roddenberry's humans had become enlightened and sensitive, but there are still mean ass killers throughout his universe.

All of this raises the question of what will we do when the Internet becomes sentient and takes over the world?



Along these same lines from the American Journal of Bioethics blog, Oregon State University is doing research on hormonal changes and subsequent mating changes in gay rams. Where is the line drawn on legitimate, beneficial scientific research? What should be "forbidden knowledge"? Many people concerned with civil liberties and basic respect for persons have opposed research into evolution not because it suggests that an algorithm -- not God -- created life but because it might show that differences among the races of human beings seperate us into "inferior" and "superior". It has in fact shown no such thing, and if anything, the opposite. So I ask you, animal rights issues aside, what is the harm that can come from research on teh gay?

I realize this post is all over the place, but that's how I plan to be in 2007!

Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy New Year Y'all


posted by Sister of Dr. B
I thought I would start the year off with some resolutions, some concerns and finally a little B story to amuse you. Firstly, the resolutions....

1. Practice patience (2006 found my patience wearing very, very thin)
2. Start exercising again-3xs a week (yeah, right)
3. Gain new clients (I am an equine massage therapist-I swear!)
4. Let Mr. S.O.B. win an argument now and then

Now for the concerns.....

1. Have you ever noticed how often people refer to animals as "he"? The other day at the aquarium, every person who walked by the crabs, sea anemonies, even the beluga whales referred to them all as "he". "Isn't he ugly." "Look at him swimming around." "What does he feel like." You get the point. In my preschool I am constantly interjecting with "Well, how do you know it is a he? Could it (the dragonfly, frog, spider....) be a she?" This happens with adults constantly and also in stories. Unless the character is obviously female (tomboy or femme) all gender neutral characters are referred to as "he". I wonder how much effect this has on the female and male psyche. At the very least it creates a climate where "he" dominates. To counter this effect I switch the he to she in most stories and when discusing animals. There are some cases where the he is necessary, but mostly this works. I also question my little F when she refers to a "he" if it is really a "he" or a "she".

2. Financial equity is a big issue. CEO's of major companies have seen their salaries skyrocket. The disparity in wages between a worker and a CEO has increased tremendously since early 1990. We aren't talking 4-10% it is more like 400%! Bonuses of multimillions of dollars and pensions that would be sufficient for half the population of a small city are routinely dolled out while workers labor and struggle with dramatic decreases in health care, increased costs and measly 1% raises.

3. Bush (nuf said)

4. Global warming is an undisputed fact and yet we continue as if nothing is wrong. This summer a 40 square mile ice sheet broke off in the arctic which is significant as scientists did not expect that this could happen so suddenly. ( I wish I knew how to link to the article, but I don't have a clue! Maybe someone could help me out??) The simplified version is that if large amounts of planetary ice melts ,the rate of warming will increase tremendously. The ice acts as a giant reflector sending heat from the sun back out of the atmosphere. Water absorbs heat and earth is neutral. So less ice, more water = a hell of a lot of heat. See Al Gore's movie if you haven't already. There was also an excellent series of three articles in the New Yorker two years ago on this very subject.

Now for the amusing story about dear Dr. B.

When we were small our parents encouraged us to be a part of our local 4-H club. This was a wonderful opportunity to learn about raising and caring for animals. We joined a rabbit group and subsequently each had a rabbit to raise. B's rabbit was Silver and mine was Hlao-roo. We were both nuts about animals but the lesson here is parents-keep a close eye!

After we had cared for the rabbits for at least several months (years?) Silver developed a respiratory infection. Rabbits are notoriously delicate so it was important for her to be well-cared for.

One day the B and I were playing with Silver in the house. As children we spent several hours each day after school on our own. This would present numerous opportunities for all kinds of exploration, made up games and occasional bouts of child cruelty. On this day the play began innocently enough. We were watching Silver hop around the kitchen and we followed behind, picking up the gifts she left for us. Soon we began pushing Silver like a car. She was all bunched up and her feet would slide wonderfully well on the linoleum. We drove her around for ages going fast and slow making slow and fast turns, having a really good time until Silver took her final breath. Yes, she started snuffling and suddenly dropped dead. It was awful. B was hysterical and as I was the final driver, I felt terrible. I comforted B and we called mom. I really felt bad for B that day and tried especially hard to be nice and understanding-she was truly devastated. Later, in true little sister fashion, whenever B was mean to me (which was often) I would yell, "But I was nice to you when Silver died!"
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