Shame

Okay, so I should be ashamed of:

having so much money
having a koi pond
"whining"
not saving
being greedy
being a social climber
having an "extra" bedroom (aka an office)

And probably a hundred jillion other things too.

But I'm tired of talking about what an asshole I am, and especially what an asshole my little sister is.

Let's talk about you! What assholish things should you be ashamed of, according to Everyone Else?

(Anyone who is perfect and beyond reproach needn't comment.)