Pseudonymous Kid, Fashion Critic

So the other day I'm surfing around the net and I find this image on GoFugYourself, and I say to Mr. B., isn't this awesome? I so totally want this dress. Even though I don't really have the body for it right now.

Pseudonymous Kid, ever concerned and helpful: Mama, do you know why the fancy clothes you like don't look good on you right now? Because this part of your arm (grabs his own tricep) is all wobbly.

If you want more of the ever-tactful and discreet observations of children as rude as my own, do check out the Preliminary contest results over at Flea's place. One of the stories in the list, I'm proud mortified obliged to say, is another little tidbit of PK's.