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Finding the .pdf that is the third link in this brief note makes me feel a-okay about having read yet another Paris Hilton thread over at Unfogged.

Seriously. Seriously. Follow that first link, download the .pdf linked as "today's order" and read the footnote. You'll thank me. As Mr. Kotsko pointed out to me, it's bitchier than anything *I've* ever written.

Oh, and the first two pages of the second link (also a .pdf) are worth having just to see who got a much-deserved dressing down, but since everyone hates downloading unnecessary .pdfs, I'll save you the trouble on that one. The footnote WHICH YOU MUST READ is addressed to

Vikram Amar
Professor of Law
University of California

Randy E. Barnett
Carmack Waterhouse Professor of Legal Theory
Georgetown University Law Center

Robert H. Bork
Formerly the Alexander M. Bickel
Professor of Public Law at Yale Law School

Alan M. Dershowitz
Felix Frankfurter Professor of Law
Harvard Law School

Christopher J. Wright (DC Bar # 367384)
Harris, Wiltshire & Grannis LLP
(Counsel for Amici)

Viet D. Dinh
Professor of Law
Georgetown University Law Center

Douglas W. Kmiec
Professor of Constitutional Law and Caruso
Family Chair in Constitutional Law
Pepperdine University School of Law

Gary S. Lawson
Professor of Law
Boston University School of Law

Earl M. Maltz
Distinguished Professor
Rutgers School of Law – Camden

Thomas W. Merrill
Charles Keller Beekman Professor of Law
Columbia Law School

Robert F. Nagel
Rothgerber Professor of Constitutional Law
University of Colorado Law School

Richard D. Parker
Paul W. Williams Professor of Criminal Justice
Harvard Law School

Robert J. Pushaw
James Wilson Professor of Law
Pepperdine University School of Law

Professors Amar, Barnett, Bork, Dershowitz, Dinh, Kmiec, Lawson, Maltz, Merrill, Nagel, Parker, and Pushaw, I hope you're suitably ashamed of yourselves.