Behold the sublime

End of quarter? Drowning in grading? Or are you on the semester system and cursing the fact that you've still got weeks to slog through?

Take a deep breath, invite a favored colleague into your office, and read this. It is the most. perfect. student. complaint. EVAH.

Sample:

You do not seem to care about our grades only that they are up to your too high standards and I can not talk to you because you make me completely uncomfortable. For example, you say you will talk to us about our grades but you really will not because of how uncomfortable you make me feel with your words and what you say.

The recipient swears that the writer is "the student is, in fact, a native speaker of the upper-class, Wonder Bread variety." Given, however, that this is the same gentleman responsible (?) for the now-famous why are you having sex in my office?!? post, I'm beginning to think he just makes it all up.

Regardless, it'll cheer you right up.

Via A White Bear