Cheney's got a gun
posted by bitchphd
In case you hadn't heard, the Vice President celebrated Darwin's birthday on Sunday by shooting his hunting companion, a 78-year old lawyer. "Fuck him," Cheney snarled. "The dumbass took his eye off me. Survival of the fittest, hombre."
When reached for comment, President Bush said, "why do you think I'm never seen with the VP? Ever since he took over on 9/11, it's been clear that he wants me out of the way. I'm just glad to hear he's a lousy shot."
When reached for comment, President Bush said, "why do you think I'm never seen with the VP? Ever since he took over on 9/11, it's been clear that he wants me out of the way. I'm just glad to hear he's a lousy shot."
Posted at 10:41 PM
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