This'll keep you busy over the weekend

Chris at Explananda just provided the link that will eat up most of my free time in the short-term future: Best of Craig's List.

Here's a sample

So there are all these crazy rumors all over the place that Rehnquist is going to resign tomorrow. Sandy Day was one thing - there was hope that Bush might put in a Kennedy-style swinger, and we'd all be safe in our liberal beds - but now that there are going to be two vacancies on the SCOTUS, i just can't hold back any longer:

PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME SO THAT I CAN ABORT A FETUS WHILE I STILL CAN....