PK as though played by Eli Wallach

PK (waking up) "Ew papa your owie!" (I've a small fresh cut above my right eye)

Me "What? Oh. Did my band-aid come off?"

PK "Yes. And you're ugly!"

Me "Ugly? Because of my owie?"

PK "No,(giggles) You're always ugly!"

Me "Oh no! Really?"

PK "Heehee! Yes! You two-faced dog of a jackal!" Laughs